Kim and Obama are co-funding it, and they are going to rename it the Hillary Clinton Space station unless someone else does it.

beady little eyes and flappin heads, amiright?

Dolphins are thugs.

“I’m a businessman and have access to a lot of good lawyers, maybe the best lawyers in the world, better than these organisations have themselves,” said Koolen. ...

What if I already have the other half a mil?

Or in 2018!

No curb too high no ditch too deep; for this rental car I shall not keep.

Borked: when something is so broken, the word to describe how broken it is is also broken.

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

1. “Artisanal cobalt mines” sound like something where hipsters hand-scrape your cobalt while trying to not get any dirt on their scarves and man-buns.

Oh, and here’s another guess:

Riggs + Murtaugh = A Lethal Weapon

Very sad, but at least she died doing something her dad loved.

Kids are also WAY more likely to swim, ski, etc.

If 1 kid out of 10 dies drag racing, that’s 10%.

If 90 kids out of 1000 die swimming, that’s 9%.

So which activity killed more kids?


Countering my own argument though, maybe... I’m not sure what my argument is.... would be that on average, I’d say that kids in drag-cars…

I know right. This could have turned out so much radder!

1.) CNN isn’t objective about anything, but they do have an objective.

They should sell CNN to Univision.

Icy what you did there.

I bet it was snow joke to them