I am asking this honestly, do you have a girlfriend? I don't know a woman who doesn't like to dress up, or dress down. Most woman love to dress sexy and wear revealing clothing, tight clothing, clothing that accentuates their body. How do you not appreciate a sexy woman in a bikini?

I am sorry you are such a sad person.

Sounds like a premise to a stupid movie.

Wait, isn't the photo posted the photo taken by the blonde?

That is why I always thought they should shoot them down instead of up. That way they would grow an inch or two. I imagine the reason for not doing it is because they might be stretch too far and be pulled apart.

Why is the size of the battery so impressive?

Maybe the darker color of the roads attract more light making it slightly warmer? I really have no clue.

Where are the pictures of the robo-rats?

I don't want anyone near me with anything pointy; I don't care what they named their children.

I didn't finish reading the article, but the gadget is the woman, right?

That's not a thing!

Can this be done with ANY long straight hard object?

Sweet, custom Pr0nZ! Make sure you specify you want at least one woman in it though or things may get a little weird.

What about Alien hackers? Didn't think of that, did you?

Shorts and flip flops!

So Mat,

As long as Will Smith is around and we capture one of their space crafts we will be good to go.

Sounds more expensive when you say Billion

I dont' get how people are receiving messages when they haven't exceeded the limit of the highest plan even thought they pay more money. Someone please splain. I also wonder if the 5% scales, so if the average person used 10gig if only those that used 50 gigs would be throttled. If it isn't sliding, it seems more…

You are right! Time for a class action lawsuit!