Fuck yeah!

The other naming option was, walking-walker, but that just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Food trucks!

Good call. I believe you are most than likely correct. Perhaps they should change the emergency button to call Apple Customer Support. It would have saved a life, in this case.... Oh, the cops didn't shoot him? Too bad.

"It's not my fault babe, I mean look at the size of my hands."

I don't know if people are going to get too excited about a speaker on a phone. There isn't one phone that can produce good enough sound to want to play music from it.

Seriously, why are they freaking out? They can (and I assume have) test all this crap in a lab somewhere. Sounds like a certain supplier of metal sent a letter (and a package of money) to someone to try and raise fears and get carbon fiber removed.

How does THIS turn Siri into a system you want to use?

After the camera was off, Petman pushed the guy to the ground and then stole his girlfriend.

That was the most intense, thrilling, exciting commercial for a smokey hand I have ever seen. Let's hope they turn it into a movie.

You are assuming most people who buy an iphone are hardcore fans. I don't see who this phone is supposed to appeal to besides hardcore fans and normal users who don't currently own an iPhone4. The design hasn't change so normal users with an IPhone4 won't see the need to upgrade and the internals aren't that…

Why would you burn through your data that much quicker? Are you going to want to view more things because your phone is faster? Your comment makes no sense, please leave the premises.

Does anybody else wonder how Assistant is going to be "killer"? This has been tried many times before and it has always failed. Unless Apple has some super secret technology that can recognize exactly what I want to say at least 85% of the time this will be never be used by me. After it messes up a couple times I…

I lol'd. It's too bad some people just don't get it.

I've got your stimulus package right here.

Airwolf can do all that times infinity. Unfortunately, the only place an Airwolf can be housed is within a mountain in the middle of nowhere. That is the only way such awesomeness can be contained.

The badges were probably real, they just said 'Rent a cop' at the bottom.

Tony's right Tony. What a dummy.

What does a smart idiot have to do with a biting fish? By the way, its spelled piranha.

He's not, that was awful.