Saved you the time. Here’s a transcript of the salient bits:
“Do you regret missing out on the opportunity to make any of [list of films]?”
“I would have liked to do Jurassic Park. I thought it was a wonderful movie but I was a little peeved at the decision to make the villain, Richard Hammond, into kind of the hero.”
And…

I just learned that Ice-T has been playing Fin for 23 years, making him the longest-running male actor on any series in TV history. (Note - he has a really cool new book out, Split Decision, written with one of his old crime partners.) 

The song title is What I’ve Done, not What I Have Done...

Even my parents, who are 60, know how to spell Linkin Park.

Sorry, it’s “Abraham LinkedIn”

I just here for the Lincoln Park roasting.

I think OP can be forgiven for not knowing the finer points of the the song title or the spelling of the band’s name.  In sooth, who in all the hells doth listen to the park of linkin’?  (Cue Legend of Zelda theme)

Lincoln Park

“I think this meme has staying power,” said no one, ever.

Is the joke also to spell the name of the band incorrectly over and over in the article?

the Lincoln Park song “What I Have Done”

Writing “Lincoln Park” one time is an innocent mistake, writing it four times is embarrassing.

The song is "What I've Done" not "What I Have Done". 

Sure, but those cartoons were also aimed at adults. The Bugs Bunny in Hollywood short, for example, “Hollywood Steps Out”, was explicitly aimed at folks who would recognize the stars it depicted. A lot of the 90s cartoons had a severe disconnect between the writers who wanted to make themselves laugh and the suits who…

let me repost all the crap i found from the internet. At $0.25 per article i bet she logs $50 per week.

If you search for all articles from this “writer” you will find out that they are all half-assed weekend hackjobs

Came here to say just this. The reason so many of us have been complaining about videos isn’t because we think the video format’s wrong for Lifehacker. It’s because the format is wrong for many of the pieces that have appeared here lately, while at the same time it hasn’t been used for articles like this and others…

See, this is the perfect type of article to use a slideshow or video on-One where you need to actually SHOW a process. And yet...

Careful, Alec! Pointing things is how you got into this mess!

It’s Bricken. We’re lucky we didn’t get “Night Of A Billion Iguanas.”