Weird Al’s Superbowl Halftime show would be mind bending if they had the guts to give him free reign.

Then once you’re at maximum pressure, aim for the middle wall of the urinal. If you’re peeing into the cake, you will create an unwelcome splash. Your piss is a 3-0 pitch you want to groove down the middle.

The idiocy of car chase commentators is the stuff of legend.

Innocent driver clearly opens the left front door.

USA men’s curling is the real Miracle on Ice! :-)

No no no.

Didn’t he have a kid with a 16 y/o when he was over 30?

A story based on his own relationship with his childbride, singer/actress Maiwenn.

Well, he did make that ode to little girls who want to fuck older men in Leon...

I promise you that superiors draw a distinction between employees that need to be trained and employees that figure shit out on their own.

It’s definitely understated how pervasive this attitude is among liberal thinking who even in their support of social welfare distinguish between worthy and unworthy poor. (I don’t know the political inclination of the person we’re replying to, but I do know people who speak like that proudly vote Democrat.)

There may be no worse non-criminals than people inclined to judge and shit on other people over how they make an honest living. It comes from ivory tower liberals and conservative trash. I often feel thankful that I was raised to be better than that.

The best part of that whole smug screed was treating the $120-after-taxes bonus as a comment about disliking taxes and not about disliking the pittance of a bonus being passed off as generous.

The touchscreens themselves aren’t mandatory, but now that a screen is mandatory because the backup camera itself is mandatory, no automobile manufacturer is going to put a separate screen in the vehicle just for the backup camera alone unless the regulation is modified to require it. For the manufacturers, it’s…

Society spent years trying to get people to stop looking at screens when they drive, and now we are shoving them into cars to distract divers even more than a phone.

If you mean touch-screen infotainment systems, I fully agree with you. Makes me glad I drive a 2007 vehicle.

This stupid thing:

Those are some ugly-ass icons.

This fucking shit right here:

IDK if this is a trend or just what people tend to do, but the badges that dont match the car thing I dont understand. The people who know what the performance badge means will know its not real and those that dont know what the badge means wont care...