Don’t forget her fantasy of Stone Cold Steve Austin’s head on Tahahni’s body.

There’s a non-zero chance that the US government has embarked on a semi-secret plan to convert the entire economy to MMT over, say, a 30-year span, and is doing so quietly to not upset the transition.

The Good ‘Ol Deadspin Long Article Formula rears its ugly head again.

I half-expected to see this tagged under JERK WEEK

How do you bring up the POOP TOWEL without discussing Mark Mangino??

I knew a guy who kept a fake fire hydrant, maybe made of concrete and painted, in his trunk. He’d leave it near the curb whenever he left his parking spot.

The announcing crew didn’t catch it, but, I believe that second throw (to the wrong side of #10) was tipped at the line and deflected.

How about articles about photo re-enactments from six fucking years ago?

I mean, it’s not impossible that we’re on a semi-not-really-secret, 30-year mission to transition the entire economy to MMT, right?

It’s a monument to man’s arrogance. It’s an affront to Nature and Decency.

Instead of a direct Mercy Rule, how about a rule to speed up games, and prevent them from getting out of hand in the first place: deferred half-innings?

How do you get multiple Google accounts nowadays? They’ve started forcing you to provide a mobile number for a verification text. Same with Facebook.

And links to shit behind paywalls

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There’s a similar bug that infects mice... It's ideal home environment is in a cat's stomach, but to move from one cat to another, it gets out via feces, where it then hopes to encounter a mouse. Once inside the mouse, it makes the mouse attracted to cats, rather than fearful of them, hoping to get the host eaten so…

Tell it to John Emancipation

The best ever was the major league lacrosse all-star game. They had the pros flinging balls to see who was fastest. Then they had some fans try. One of the fans not only won the competition, but broke the world record for fasted throw. Yes, he got signed.

“I want to work in making video games. But I don’t want to code or put in 60+ hours a week” Uhhh ok....

Eli is so un-deserving of being in the Hall of Fame that I hope he stays the Giants QB for the next 20 years to completely submarine any chance he ever has of getting voted in.