Poor Collins had to sit through quarantine along with the other two guys and didn’t even get to walk on the moon for his trouble. Imagine if they’d picked up some deadly moon infection and gotten him sick, he could have died just for being their chauffeur up there.

He’s 10 years older than Wilfred Brimley was when he was in Cocoon!

Moral of the story: if you’re going to try this get the fastest shipping possible. See if you can get it delivered before they find out.

You know that pitchers get longer suspensions because they don't pitch every day, right? It's effective games missed you'd need to compare. If he was a starter he might have gotten 7 or 8 games depending on the size of the rotation... 

I’ll always remember playing Goldeneye one time that I triggered a guards attention... Before Goldeneye, in other games, it was pretty easy to get a guard to chase you, and fall back to a choke point, and pick him off, then repeat to clear a level... This time, I tried that strategy, but on Goldeneye, it didn’t work.…

That’s interesting, thanks! I can see how, since most of the episodes are one-off stories, they don’t need Reed to guide a season-long arc, so it’s possible he’s more hands-off. Good to know.

You put a lot of weight on the credited writer of various episodes.

Could be worse, he could have signed with the Tampa Bay Bucs.

Friends was never part of the NBC thing, NBC was only the network that aired the show, but they didn’t make it. WB made Friends and has always owned it. 

This actually reminds me of a similar plug-in that would foil NSA snooping of your email by randomly inserting words like “jihad” “bomb” “target” etc. into the unseen bits of your outgoing messages. The idea was that if there enough false positives, it would screw up NSA tracking.

When renowned crime novelist Harlan Thrombey (Christopher Plummer) is found dead

I would have loved to have been there the day he acted out the entire True Romance script on the set of Perfect Strangers, while in character as Balki Bartokamous.

games in Montreal would also have the disadvantage of selling tickets in loonies, which are currently worth about 76 cents on the dollar.

My favorite part is the second baseman hovering out of sight behind Tovar trying to get the cheap out by tagging him when he stands, and failing.

Is the filmmaker connected to AVClub somehow?

Take a cue from the TOS movies: mix up some new genres.

Or, you could have titled this article “Five Massive Screwups That Wouldn’t Have Happened if the Rest of the World Would Just Use the US’s Measurement System”

If I’m reading this article right:

I hear this season is actually comparable to years past, but, I haven’t seen the data.