Doesn’t Bobby Cannavale play this guy on Mr Robot?

I think thorium can't penetrate skin, but I'm not 100% sure. 

Krebs also notes that some newer pumps may include more mobile payment options like Apple Pay, Samsung Pay or Android Pay, which don’t require the customer to share credit or debit information with the station at all. If you use a mobile payment service that’s enabled at a gas station your frequent, opt for that…

It’s a business. Here’s the secret: winning more doesn’t make them a more successful business.

I’ll never understand why anyone (car dealers here, and real estate listings on sites like Zillow and Redfin) posts anything with searchable criteria removed.

I’ve always used the “free” federal, then told TurboTax to F-off and printed my state return and mailed it in. It costs a dollar in stamps. I don’t get why people pay 20, 30, 40 dollars for that. If I’m asked to pay to file federal, then, guess what?... I’m printing it and mailing that for a dollar too. 

So they all voted for themselves, right? 

I have an excel file where I list everything I’ve ever paid out of pocket ever since opening my HSA in like 2013.

Jason Alexander was also on Voyager. But I think we’re just specifying Doctors.

If Flacco got hurt during the game, Baltimore could have been on the hook for tens of millions more for next season’s salary, regardless if he was cut or traded.

There may have been a directive from management to make sure he didn’t see the field unless Jackson’s arm literally fell off.

It was probably just like when Scotty beamed Chekov’s poop into outer space:

The correct answer is years. No doubt, someone’s done it. And that’s not counting government jobs. 

My greatest WWF moment came against a guy I was sure was using an online aid. I kept the score as close as I could until we drew all the letters from the bag, and just had 7 letters each on our racks.

Pair him up with Francesca!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Zembic

The logo & typography on the Oil Can Henry’s receipt is quite pretty

I wonder why anyone ever bothers paying any bills at all.

The best part is that he had to keep them in a full year to get paid.

Back in the day when I did this for a living, my corporate lawyers beat into me the reminder “there is no such thing as public domain”.

I remember the pain, frustration, and heartbreak it was buying my First New Car. What an ordeal.