Great about the DMCA, but, what's the DCMA referred to in this article's headline? 

Wherever you pick, prepare for a nightmare of permits and bureaucratic red tape. 

Civil War re-enactments would be pretty boring if they only had Union soldiers with no one to fight against.

I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you’re mad. And they should all play `La Cucaracha’.

Honestly, if I were to sign up for this, I’d want it to be as difficult a problem to solve as possible. I wouldn’t want to die and wake up in 50 years. I’d want to wake up in 50,000 years, and see what that crazy future looks like.

I think dead is dead is dead and anybody who gives the likes of Alcor their money deserves the magic beans they get in return.

The Beatles album was older in 1993 than the time capsule itself is now.

You wouldn’t call it a smartphone. It’s got more features than a dumbphone.

This is why when you ask a DC cab to take you to the airport, and they ask which one, and you tell them, they reply “Are you sure?” before they even pull away from the curb.

This system is 10+ years old, was created by Bush and the Presidential Text was authorized by Obama, and this is its fourth test. But people are complaining like it’s the end of the world or something.

It already is. This move has been illegal longer than the current rule has existed.

No Stones, sadly, but somewhat proof photo

Next do Mark Cuban and how he got rich by selling the idea of “put sound on the internet” to Yahoo for six billion dollars, even though, ya know, anyone could do that.

ZEN has been acceptable in WWF forever. What took Scrabble so frikkin long?

Did you get to the print journalist who had ‘integrity’?

While humans may be “early”, this planet did get a pretty big reboot on the path to intelligent life about 65 million years ago. I wonder if that meteor hadn’t wiped out the dinosaurs, would intelligent life have emerged much, much sooner? And on a comparable planet somewhere else in the universe, isn’t it possible…

Jonathan is the one whose mouth doesn’t move right when he talks. 

The commissioner has to at least levy a token fine

Nice

Seriously. Good lord. We couldn’t get a 45-second animation or something?