Civil War re-enactments would be pretty boring if they only had Union soldiers with no one to fight against.

I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you’re mad. And they should all play `La Cucaracha’.

This is why when you ask a DC cab to take you to the airport, and they ask which one, and you tell them, they reply “Are you sure?” before they even pull away from the curb.

This system is 10+ years old, was created by Bush and the Presidential Text was authorized by Obama, and this is its fourth test. But people are complaining like it’s the end of the world or something.

It already is. This move has been illegal longer than the current rule has existed.

No Stones, sadly, but somewhat proof photo

Next do Mark Cuban and how he got rich by selling the idea of “put sound on the internet” to Yahoo for six billion dollars, even though, ya know, anyone could do that.

ZEN has been acceptable in WWF forever. What took Scrabble so frikkin long?

Did you get to the print journalist who had ‘integrity’?

Jonathan is the one whose mouth doesn’t move right when he talks. 

The commissioner has to at least levy a token fine

Nice

Seriously. Good lord. We couldn’t get a 45-second animation or something?

I think: when his throwing hand is in his glove and he pauses for one second (up near the letters of his uniform in this case), he is “set”. From that position, if he backs off the rubber first, he can do whatever, but, if he moves his hands first from that position and doesn't pitch, it’s a balk? Dropping his…

Even those ubiquitous Amazon shipping boxes aren’t recyclable, unless you tear off all the tape and shipping labels.

Both the pronunciations in the tent and the voiceovers, as well as the on-screen graphics themselves, consistently mis-identified macarons as macaroons!

It's like Marlins Man is psychic or something. How does he always pick the best games to be at? 

Unfortunately the price of lobster doesn’t have much to do with the Price of Lobster. The animal itself isn’t the biggest factor in the price. It’s a weird quirk in economics and supply/demand... some summers there’s an oversupply of lobsters, you can buy them on the dock for pennies, but the price at the…

Need more The Critic in my life