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So, the person who hands me a menu, takes my food order, charges my credit card for it because the cheap ass major airlines have stopped providing even a simple meal on a six hour flight anymore, then comes by with drinks, twice, isn’t there to provide me service?

No mention of how the staggered start means they botched the ending? Such a frustrating way to end a movie. 

I’ve been annoyed by this since I first saw it in the 80s... They spend so long discussing the staggered start concept at the beginning. Captain Chaos has at least a good half hour to rescue the puppy, stroll across the finish line, check in, and win. I don’t get how this could have been missed. Didn’t anyone who made

Well... It’d be illegal for her to run in 2020... She only barely qualifies for 2024...

He’s sprinting toward second before the ball is in his glove. Crazy.

How amazingly dumb that they never identify which version of Mario Kart they’re talking about. Useless.

Durability vs price will basically kill this concept on the spot.

You’re SOL. The “bullet train” won’t actually be bullet speed. It’ll actually be slower than Amtrak, at fifty times the cost. They originally promised two-and-a-half hour travel times, now the estimates range from 3.5 hours for the typical transits and 5 hours on many routes.

Everyone should have their license plate number be a cell phone number for the car itself. So you can call up Mr. 9RXV786 and tell him to move the fuck over and stop blocking two lanes.

My product has you beat, I’m going to eliminate flat tires forever.

After putting on the sticker, take out a pocketknife and score it.

Even the replay is shitty tho

HOT TAKE: If you sit in the aisle and there’s no one in the middle seat, then you share it with the guy in the window seat and it’s like you both get 1.5 sets.

Absolutely. You want to hit in front of the corner at a shallow angle so it “wraps around” and goes down the back. Quiet, zero splash back.

The grape bags at the store don’t even close. They’re sold gaping open. Of course you can try them.

You can’t discuss this film without mentioning the God-awful merchandising.

“When Berger dug into the $6.99 pint, he was bummed to find that it was harder and less creamy than the regular ice cream he was hoping for.”