My product has you beat, I’m going to eliminate flat tires forever.

After putting on the sticker, take out a pocketknife and score it.

Even the replay is shitty tho

As I had previously learned on Lifehacker 7 years ago, add:

HOT TAKE: If you sit in the aisle and there’s no one in the middle seat, then you share it with the guy in the window seat and it’s like you both get 1.5 sets.

Absolutely. You want to hit in front of the corner at a shallow angle so it “wraps around” and goes down the back. Quiet, zero splash back.

The grape bags at the store don’t even close. They’re sold gaping open. Of course you can try them.

You can’t discuss this film without mentioning the God-awful merchandising.

“When Berger dug into the $6.99 pint, he was bummed to find that it was harder and less creamy than the regular ice cream he was hoping for.”

The Sponsored Audible barrier has already been broken.

The best host has the guest wifi password prominently displayed

Mere moral celebacies

It’s almost as if the monarchy is an incestuous tangle

Seriously. No wonder we haven’t gone back to the moon with dullards like these running things!

Yet again, another fucking video that doesn’t answer the fucking question in the headline.

Fair. But in some countries, the copyright clock starts with the first publication in that territory. Who knows what the rules are in some faraway Pacific island atoll? If the clock starts at first publication, and they’re just getting Mickey Mouse this year, it could be a centurybefore it’s public domain there.

OK, wait. While you’re absolutely correct that their positions in the car prove a single bullet fired from the sixth floor of the school book depository would create all the necessary wounds in a straight line path... Why in God’s name would the president’s limo contain a self-destruct device?

ALSO! Note that terms like “public domain” aren’t global. A work can be “public domain” in one country, but still under copyright under another nation’s laws. So if you publish your Mrs. Dalloway fanfic, you’re clear in the US but readers in other countries might not get to see it. You’ll likely still need permission…

Saw a guy here in LA miss his exit, pull over to the shoulder, then reverse back down the freeway in rush hour traffic for over 1/4 of a mile.

Same way he started off in Single A?