Back in the 90s, the traffic lights in my medium-sized college city used to have special sensors on them to turn green when an emergency vehicle approached. Apparently a special strobe pattern (possibly in the infrared?) could trigger greens to give fire & rescue a clear path to where they needed to be.

Please explain this to Hamilton at the sister site:

If basketball doesn’t work out, he can definitely be an understudy to Doug Jones.

At no time was the subject of working as a journeyman TV director addressed in this interview.

Seriously. Ever been in a fender bender? Ever know someone who’s been in an accident, minor or major?

I believe it was prison food because they didn’t cook it right back then. Properly boiling it just wasn’t how it was done. They may have tried to cook it like other fish, making it taste terrible. Once people figured out the way to make it so decadently delicious, the convicts stopped getting it.

The reason is obvious: the bags used to be filled more. Now they’re filled less, but the price remains the same. In other words, to be intentionally deceptive, and make the consumer think they’re getting the original amount for the original price.

Well, at least he coached the Colts longer than Belichick coached the Jets.

I feel like starting a protest outside the Discovery writer’s office, carrying around a big FREE SARU! sign

One of the great underapprecaited films. It’s the one where Ben Stiller is his least annoying.

If you’re getting a 1099 like this article says, that means they’re telling the IRS already what you’ve got. Better be damn sure your tax form matches.

Except that the AV Club review absolutely hates Discovery more than io9's.

Ugh! The Square dilemma is a whole new thing now.

WHY even bother photoshopping the rest of the cover if they’re going to leave Oprah’s eyes half shut, looking like a drunk trying to keep the floor from becoming the ceiling?

I agree. At the end of last season, people thought all of Season 2 would be the second reboot. Nope! Just the first episode. Then after that, they thought the rest of Season 2 would be other reboots. Nope! Just one episode, doing 800 reboots. Every time you think they’re setting up something, like, traveling through…

Jesus, this is so fucking dangerous. Like, one of my biggest subway fears.

Team HO.

Here’s a reddit thread with screencaps of all the times parts of him are still visible. One face shot remains.