It’s awesome. NFL Sunday, wake up, go to the bar for breakfast, sit on a stool and watch the game while chowing down on eggs and sausage and gravy and all the awesome bar breakfast food and some irish coffee.

None of those things disqualify a person from being a republican. They might not be a religious zealot, but there are plenty of weed-loving gay-supporting feminist republicans out there.

the best shot in a while for someone trained in North American desert racing to claim the top Dakar Rally at the hands of someone trained in North American desert racing

Asking for specifics on such a fanciful world’s rules is some pedantry Chidi would be proud of, but I have to ask what about the gang’s position under the train hides them from Bad Janet’s laser eyes?

I’m suspicious that once they get us used to accessing the content through the plane’s WIFI, they’ll start charging (more) for it. “First hour’s free, but to finish the movie you’ve got to buy the full 4 hour WIFI PASS for $10"

This IS possible in smaller lottos. There was an article in WIRED about it a few years back. Especially in certain types of lotteries that guarantee they will pay out the prize pool by some point; for example: a state drawing where the jackpot will definitely have to be paid out by the end of the month, so, if no one…

All the guy does is travel the country trying to help small businesses that deserve it. And get shit on for it.

If you paid retail, $20, for each of those 400 CDs in your collection, that was $8000 you wasted on music. Could you even listen to that much music all the way through more than once?

Well, since OKCupid, Match, and Tinder are all the same company, maybe they do want to shutter OKC to force people who want ‘more than Tinder’ to pay for Match.

This was one of the best designed seasons in a while, with a bunch of new and interesting twists and turns all season long (even if you hated the last one).

The kids menu isn’t there to force your kid to eat bland food. It’s there for the courtesy of parents whose kids only will eat bland food.

Needs more Blake Bortles

It’s shocking how long errors like this remain uncorrected on here.

All my love to her teammate, who said it straight out. “You ain’t dead, we go on.” That’s balls.

They’re up against Joey Chestnut, who would have easily eaten the watermelon whole before it could smash his noggin.

That’s cool, thanks. Good to know. It’s just part of the problem with JD Power as a whole that leads to massive public distrust of it... it’s kind of a ‘black box’ and no one knows what goes in it. I mean, everyone knows what Consumer Reports is, but “JD Power and Associates” just sounds like a marketing buzzword…

Seems like every car out there finishes in the top 5 of “its class”. How many classes are there, exactly? Like, 100? 500? 1000? How specific are they? “We finished in the top 5 of our class*” (*class is limited to four-door cars, imported from Belgrade, designed by a Frenchman, weighing under 2 tons, with a diesel…

I always wondered about the “Initial Quality” award, because it’s mentioned all the time, yet seems to imply the car falls to shit a week after it rolls off the assembly line. “Yeah, that car is great in Initial Quality, but, once you drive it around a bit, expect the doors and tires to fall off.”

CONSPIRACY THEORY: The end of the previous season, written a year-plus prior, was devised to make this transition seamless, in case it had to happen.

Even better than Josh Imatorbhebhe