It’s shocking how long errors like this remain uncorrected on here.

All my love to her teammate, who said it straight out. “You ain’t dead, we go on.” That’s balls.

They’re up against Joey Chestnut, who would have easily eaten the watermelon whole before it could smash his noggin.

That’s cool, thanks. Good to know. It’s just part of the problem with JD Power as a whole that leads to massive public distrust of it... it’s kind of a ‘black box’ and no one knows what goes in it. I mean, everyone knows what Consumer Reports is, but “JD Power and Associates” just sounds like a marketing buzzword…

Seems like every car out there finishes in the top 5 of “its class”. How many classes are there, exactly? Like, 100? 500? 1000? How specific are they? “We finished in the top 5 of our class*” (*class is limited to four-door cars, imported from Belgrade, designed by a Frenchman, weighing under 2 tons, with a diesel…

I always wondered about the “Initial Quality” award, because it’s mentioned all the time, yet seems to imply the car falls to shit a week after it rolls off the assembly line. “Yeah, that car is great in Initial Quality, but, once you drive it around a bit, expect the doors and tires to fall off.”

CONSPIRACY THEORY: The end of the previous season, written a year-plus prior, was devised to make this transition seamless, in case it had to happen.

Even better than Josh Imatorbhebhe

Doesn’t matter, there is zero chance that whoever is elected into office in 2020 and/or 2024 doesn’t revise the tax code once, twice, or seven times before this one expires.

Recap:

It was bullshit that they switched to requiring you to create an account to upload to begin with. No need. Just go back to the old system.

Buy a Starter Pistol from a sporting goods store. Tell the airline you’re a referee headed to a track meet, and you need to claim a firearm in your luggage. You’ll have to follow some extra procedures, but, they’ll baby that bag all the way through from beginning to end.

Could be worse... construction projects in Iceland have to be approved by elves.

Another question, if there hasn’t been an intentional strikeout, has there ever been an intentional “caught stealing” or other out on the bases?

Is that a techo remix of the Indiana Jones theme song at 3:25?

Supergirl’s late move from CBS to CW hampered the crossover a lot. Hopefully this year’s is more coherent. Plus, spread over only two nights this time.

Politicians and unions have conspired to rob the public and fatten their own wallets? I’m shocked.

Seriously. What is up with this look? No suit, fine. But open collar and untucked?

Is my memory failing me? Who gets murdered in The Thomas Crown Affair? Pierce Brosnan steals a painting, that’s it, right?

Flying cars will never happen for 2 main reasons. First, the maintenance required for safety is nearly impossible, I’m talking major checks before and after every flight, including human visual inspection. Second, well, every accident is fatal. Cars get into accidents all the time. Everyone has had one in their…