Seems like every car out there finishes in the top 5 of “its class”. How many classes are there, exactly? Like, 100? 500? 1000? How specific are they? “We finished in the top 5 of our class*” (*class is limited to four-door cars, imported from Belgrade, designed by a Frenchman, weighing under 2 tons, with a diesel…

I always wondered about the “Initial Quality” award, because it’s mentioned all the time, yet seems to imply the car falls to shit a week after it rolls off the assembly line. “Yeah, that car is great in Initial Quality, but, once you drive it around a bit, expect the doors and tires to fall off.”

CONSPIRACY THEORY: The end of the previous season, written a year-plus prior, was devised to make this transition seamless, in case it had to happen.

Even better than Josh Imatorbhebhe

Doesn’t matter, there is zero chance that whoever is elected into office in 2020 and/or 2024 doesn’t revise the tax code once, twice, or seven times before this one expires.

Recap:

Buy a Starter Pistol from a sporting goods store. Tell the airline you’re a referee headed to a track meet, and you need to claim a firearm in your luggage. You’ll have to follow some extra procedures, but, they’ll baby that bag all the way through from beginning to end.

Another question, if there hasn’t been an intentional strikeout, has there ever been an intentional “caught stealing” or other out on the bases?

Is that a techo remix of the Indiana Jones theme song at 3:25?

Politicians and unions have conspired to rob the public and fatten their own wallets? I’m shocked.

Seriously. What is up with this look? No suit, fine. But open collar and untucked?

Is my memory failing me? Who gets murdered in The Thomas Crown Affair? Pierce Brosnan steals a painting, that’s it, right?

Flying cars will never happen for 2 main reasons. First, the maintenance required for safety is nearly impossible, I’m talking major checks before and after every flight, including human visual inspection. Second, well, every accident is fatal. Cars get into accidents all the time. Everyone has had one in their…

TimeWarner would probably be happy to jettison CNN, to be honest. It’s the rest of Turner Broadcasting that they want to hold on to—TNT, TBS, etc. They have NBA rights and can sell themselves endless reruns of The Big Bang Theory at whatever price they want.

I’m positive that whoever the idiot is at ABC that is giving their shows awful titles, has a brother at CBS responsible for 9JKL.

No. The Price is Right isn’t buying the car and giving it away. The car company places the car on the show for it’s advertising value. Nissan (in this case) wanted to promote the Versa, so it gave one to TPIR as a marketing expenditure (costing Nissan their manufacturing cost of the car). In exchange, TPIR reads off…

Still repetitive. I think he was at Thrillist for one full “cycle” of all the usual topics. At BE, it seems there are fewer stories each week. The stories are good, but personally he’s a bit off to me.

Quite possibly the best baseball highlight that prominently involves two NFL superstars.

Yep. Few years back I was at a highway split: left two lanes break off and go West, right two lanes break off and go North, creating two new highways off the one main road. I was in the #2 lane, waiting to break off and go West. Rush hour traffic was awful and I was literally stopped and at a standstill. Cars on my…

Oh, one more I have to add... when motorcycles zip between lanes in moderate-to-heavy traffic, and some idiot decides to play Traffic Cop and moves over to block the motorcycle from passing them. “Oh, just because they’re motorcycles they don’t get to weave between cars! They should have to sit in traffic with the…