Mine as well. I couldn’t afford the $7k to put one in my home, so I built a virtual pinball machine for about $2k so I can play it all the time. $300 for an old cabinet (plywood box, glass, legs, backbox), $800 in PC parts (high speed gaming video card, motherboard, enough RAM, CPU), and about $900 for a 46-inch TV to…

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The main reason male birth control is harder is math. The pill has to stop one egg a month. Male BC has to stop 500,000,000 sperm a day.

True. What I really don’t understand about the couple is that they pay $32,000 in student loans, BUT ALSO donate $18,000 to their colleges. They can’t afford to be charitable, but, if for some reason they did want to give back to their college, start with giving back what you’ve borrowed, people!

You know the driving in the country is bad when everyone has front and rear dashcams.

Look at the earth’s shadow during a lunar eclipse. It’s round!

Best thing to install next would be two lamp-posts six feet apart. Make it look like oncoming headlights from another car. That’ll cause the other traffic to slow down just enough to give it some thought.

That beetroot thing is laughable. It goes from the whole vegetable to cubes without at least a few helpful steps in between.

$50 in Vegas with a time machine? How do you not walk out a multi-multi-millionaire on just the easy championships to remember?

I think what really hurt Tarkin is the actor doing the initial movements was acting as if he was in the Uncanny Valley himself. You look at him wearing the restrictive head-rig they put on him, trying to do the scene, and he’s doing it robotically and straining not to do anything too expressive or emotive that the…

Yes, I can confirm, this happens all the time.

For the last 20+ years, this law has applied to any device within 100 miles of a border. Smartphones are just the latest, but it’s been applied to laptops, palm pilots, USB drives, etc.

Anyone within 100 miles of a border (land or sea) is in a 4th Amendment Exclusion area where your rights do not apply. Google “Constitution Free Zone” and check some ACLU posts for more info.

I only remember because I worked next door on one of the real sets and couldn’t get to work that morning. Half the backlot got torched by a styrofoam carving accident.

...the original King Kong part of the Studio Tour did burn down a few years ago...

And, good ol’ Encyclopedia Brown nemesis Bugs Meany:

Goldblum!

The best part of the whole piece is when they talk about rebroadcasting radio programs on TV. “This could produce the worst of both worlds.”

The corrollay is that liberals loved Donald Trump’s ideas when they were presented by a woman in a pantsuit.

Would anyone here travel to, say, visit the French wine country, settle in at a quaint farmhouse, come downstairs to dinner, and be excited to see their host come out of the kitchen with a serving tray full of greasy brown bags, saying “As a treat for our guest, we’re serving the food of his homeland... Big Macs for…