Linda Hunt could play her in the movie.

“Nighthawks” isn’t actually bad.

Still can’t believe there was no sequel to this movie. I mean, there were a thousand people on that boat, they could totally rip another movie out of someone else’s story

I mean, it’s Los Angeles, the next exit is a mile away and, I swear to you, whatever road you’re trying to get on will connect there, too. It’s not like it’s a bunch of self-contained road sections. It’s a grid. Dropping yourself onto any intersection will certainly lead to whatever next one you need.

Yes. I can’t believe how many people insist on trying to make a left instead of just driving a little bit further and making a much safer U turn or another alternate light-assisted turn. “But Waze says I have to turn here!” Ugh, give me a break.

It's just accurately simulating the corruption of real soccer.

Children of parents who can't figure out "let's buy two" deserve what they get.

This is a long-dead thread, but somewhere I did find the answer to this. The cellular network was built to convey voice sound. It can’t carry the sound frequencies that a fax machine would need to hear to make sending a fax via cellphone possible.

I think after the last week, it's obvious: God hates Orlando now.

Dreadful oversight: KVIIIlyn.

The underscore __ is the worst part of it. With that font, they can only win in 2016 or 2018 to make it look right. If they win in 2017 or 2019 it’ll look dumb with one digit serifed.

The poor burglar that tries to rob this home and gets the shock of his life...

This whole newsletter push ever since the verdict is just to get a database of potential readers once the Gawker empire shuts down and a new place opens up, right?

The eternal question being, is “Ordering in” literal, like pizza or Chinese? Or is it a euphamism? Because I know several people who refer to Tinder and/or Grindr as “Ordering In”.

How, exactly, do teams and players decide who will be the first one into the locker room? I imagine someone like JJ Watt makes sure he’s the first guy in line. But what if he’s running late? Does he show up at the stadium five minutes before the door opens, then cut to the front of the line, ahead of all the rookies,…

Hitler wasn’t all that bad, after all, he killed Hitler.

Waaaaaay back in the day, I used to volunteer at a radio station for the blind where we’d read daily newspapers and magazines and whatever. My beat was local news and advertising circulars (even the blind need to know what’s on sale this week at Target). The guy after me read old Ellery Queen mystery magazines and…

I have a co-worker who’s mother was a She Smith who married a He Smith, and my coworker married another Smith herself. Despite my petitioning her to go by She Smith-Smith Smith, she did not.

“I’m home!”

Re: Celebrity Polygamists, I’m pretty sure Tilda Swinton has two husbands.