Buying a Scion was possibly the hardest purchasing experience I had, except maybe for buying a house.

Yup. Here’s a forensic reconstruction of the assassination. Whoever did the shooting, all the bullets came from the 6th Floor of the Texas School Book Depository.

Don’t forget Costco! Not only are some of the kirkland-branded items good, but, you don’t need a membership to buy booze there! (in most states)

Aside to the arrest-for-murder situation, can a player be arrested for assault during a game?

Here’s the thing about artificial banana flavor: It’s the wrong banana!

Just missing the other team complaining that all he does is camp.

I know this song. “Tiny Bubbles” on a ukelele.

He loses style points for running straight off the floor to the locker room, but stopping where he thinks no one can see him to wait for the ruling.

I worked on a TV show that Lil Romeo did a guest spot on, back when “Romeo!” was just about to launch. I remember his dad walking him to set and introducing him around.

Just curious. I meant, couldn’t software generate the tone and send it over a phonecall, like it sends touch-tones.

Couldn’t software generate the necessary tones?

I don't get why smartphones can't send faxes directly. I mean, it is a phone... Why not just dial the fax number myself and send a pdf out of the phone's storage?

So awesome. As a Giants fan wathing that play live, seeing Eli sail that ball away with another ‘just inaccurate enough’ throw of his, seeing the pass interference and saying ‘well, at least the defender is going to bail us out, no way he catches it now anyway’ to the magical impossiblitity that he actually came down…

Good Lord. They’re killing off all the good parts of the GawkerMedia empire and just keeping the crap, aren’t they?

We tried to deep-fry a turkey at the office. Had an intern take the deep-frying kit outside and set up in the parking lot. He went out there with propane tank and did all the prep, filled it to the right level, set the burner and was ready to go.

It’s basically Hollywood’s first parody movie about post-9/11 America. Of course, the only way that could possibly be put out by a studio is by making it before 9/11.

Re: Free Meals on a workday, those that work on movie sets have it made. Not difficult to have four or five fully catered meals in a day.

The redneck addresses reminds me of someone I know who lives in Nicaragua, where there are no street addresses. Her place is even worse than “past the cemetary where the dog sometimes is”. It’s literally such-and-such a village, two miles up the road, left where the old tree USED TO BE, third house on the right.

I wish they included the context for the quotes.

Some years ago, I was going to an Angels game in Anaheim. I was waiting outside the entrance to meet my friend, who had our tickets. Right inside the gate was a very nice restaurant (for a ballpark) with views of the field. Policy at the restaurant was all tables had to be reserved (well in advance), and if you…