I don't get why smartphones can't send faxes directly. I mean, it is a phone... Why not just dial the fax number myself and send a pdf out of the phone's storage?

So awesome. As a Giants fan wathing that play live, seeing Eli sail that ball away with another ‘just inaccurate enough’ throw of his, seeing the pass interference and saying ‘well, at least the defender is going to bail us out, no way he catches it now anyway’ to the magical impossiblitity that he actually came down…

Good Lord. They’re killing off all the good parts of the GawkerMedia empire and just keeping the crap, aren’t they?

We tried to deep-fry a turkey at the office. Had an intern take the deep-frying kit outside and set up in the parking lot. He went out there with propane tank and did all the prep, filled it to the right level, set the burner and was ready to go.

It’s basically Hollywood’s first parody movie about post-9/11 America. Of course, the only way that could possibly be put out by a studio is by making it before 9/11.

Re: Free Meals on a workday, those that work on movie sets have it made. Not difficult to have four or five fully catered meals in a day.

The redneck addresses reminds me of someone I know who lives in Nicaragua, where there are no street addresses. Her place is even worse than “past the cemetary where the dog sometimes is”. It’s literally such-and-such a village, two miles up the road, left where the old tree USED TO BE, third house on the right.

I wish they included the context for the quotes.

Some years ago, I was going to an Angels game in Anaheim. I was waiting outside the entrance to meet my friend, who had our tickets. Right inside the gate was a very nice restaurant (for a ballpark) with views of the field. Policy at the restaurant was all tables had to be reserved (well in advance), and if you…

Why can’t I just fax from my cell phone?

Looked to me like the classic Fencer Response immediately after the hit. Could really be only a concussion.

It’s so messed up Denzel Washington and his mangled hand could play him in a movie.

It was my first year as a solo wedding coordinator. We served reception meals buffet style, with honestly the best wedding food you’ve had in your life.

Total deadlights

“Kickstarter is not a store” is the company’s official position. People should just accept it.

Kickstarter is not a store.

Depth of field also has all the players in focus. That’s rare in real life but common in video games.

Why cover the team logo on a Polo Shirt? Couldn’t they just wear another shirt? Change into a t-shirt or something?

Up until the last century, “Night Soil Collector” was a real job. Someone did that for a living. Every day, getting up, walking the slums and going up to poor people in their hovels and ask if it wouldn’t be too much trouble if they’d let you put their shit in a bucket and haul it away. And then you’d try and sell it…

Back in the olden days, computer programs used to come with instructions.