Depth of field also has all the players in focus. That’s rare in real life but common in video games.

Why cover the team logo on a Polo Shirt? Couldn’t they just wear another shirt? Change into a t-shirt or something?

Up until the last century, “Night Soil Collector” was a real job. Someone did that for a living. Every day, getting up, walking the slums and going up to poor people in their hovels and ask if it wouldn’t be too much trouble if they’d let you put their shit in a bucket and haul it away. And then you’d try and sell it…

Back in the olden days, computer programs used to come with instructions.

Looks like Key from Key & Peele in drag

He didn’t even legitimately go around the last cone. He saw he was behind, stepped over it, and still lost after cheating. Terrible.

IIRC, this is kind of how the trucker weigh stations work, right? They put a ton of them on the highways, but can’t open them all because that would just slow down commerce, and they can’t just open one or two because truckers would get on the CB’s and alert any friends with heavy loads as to where the stations are…

How does Deadspin post this without a review of Diamond Dallas Page’s yoga series?

Damn, ghosted hard

“Behind Closed Ovens”

Yep, tried it in Vegas once. Sandwiched a 20 between my CC and ID when checking in and asked if any ‘complimentary upgrades’ were available. The clerk searched but didn’t have anything nicer available that she was able to swing, and returned my 20.

Late night is great. After the catering meal, but when the crew still has four more hours of work to do, crafty will bring out the big guns. Real food, not just snacks.

It’s true. The easy way to earn $300 in LA is wait until the filming crew in your neighborhood starts shooting, then decide it’s time to play your stereo loud with your windows open. They’ll send a harried location manager to shut you up, he’ll start by explaining “they have permits”, but once you counter “you may…

She is white but that dress is definitely white and gold tho

Oh god. Me too.

Hard Liquor: In most states, you do not need a Costco/Sam’s Club/etc membership to buy hard liquor there. You can walk right in, tell the door checker you’re there for liquor, and they’ll let you pass without question. It goes back to the days of speakeasies and prohibition, when it became illegal to charge a…

Why not just shit in the ocean and blame it on the whale? Lower the trunks and squeeze out an eel.

The Good Lord willing.

Is it physically possible to kill yourself without any accessories?

At best, front license plates ruin the look of a car. At worst, they compromise the aerodynamics too. Plus, they're not even illuminated like back license plates are, so what's the point?