Well, as long as you kill everyone you trick, you can continue to repeat the ruse as the next group wouldn't have heard you're so dishonorable yet...

Blacklisted or Black-balled?

If someone #Replied to me with a #Hashtag I would find out #WhereTheyLived and straight up #PunchThemInTheFace

[boring legal stuff]

Since when is that the rule? Umps just blew it.

Congrats, it only took CNN 33 years to pass the Bechdel Test

First pic made me think maybe the opposing pitchers were playing tic-tac-toe against each other.

No Ben or Randall GAY?

By FAR the best pair of gay teammates would obviously be a pitcher and a catcher. Think of the story lines. Battery mates. Even better if, as a couple, they lived with their roles reversed. It would be awesome. Then maybe there's talk of trading away the catcher... what would happen? Would his pitcher demand to stay…

What other details are really expected? Unless it was due to him being eaten by a pack of wolves, "John Tortorella's been fired" is about the whole story in four words.

"I can't believe I wanted Cody to know I was hard."

I can't believe cocksucker lost. Not enough people watched "Deadwood". Hearing that word come out of Al Swearengen's mouth was poetry.

No shame in SDSU losing to the And1 Mixtape tour

Almost no NFL players wear cups.

If you have to check the bag, buy a cheap "starter pistol" from a sporting goods store and pack it with your camera gear. You'll have to declare a firearm at check-in, but, it'll get handled separately by the TSA and will be less likely to be stolen. At least, that's the rumor.