I know I could try and buy the phone on Amazon before my original gets here, but I wouldn't be able to use an upgrade seeing as I used it to by the $300 one. That's my struggle. Maybe I'll call Verizon and whine, cry, threaten seppuku over the phone

So what do you do if you've already ordered one for $300 and you're waiting for it to come in the mail tomorrow?

The article wasn't worded very well. I know that the subject of this article can be vaguely relevant to a gadget site, somehow. But I don't expect to read things like "because he learned one of his employees was FUCKING CHILDREN." As a journalist, you're supposed to be at least partially objective. This quote not only…

Every single cell phone article has "Ironic that this post is "sponsored by Blackberry?" in the comments.

Free Lube!!! Wooo!!

He'll never pay full price for sex again either

That's why you need a fanny pack.

Yeah, that'll be great for the economy. Less spending.

Yeah, as if strippers didn't have enough bruises

Amen. (Although I'm only a college student, no doctorate)

Awesome Cool Hand Luke reference

This just emphasizes the fact that there are pesticides on the fruit and other things that make their product dirty.

At least mosquitoes don't kill other mosquitoes over differences in religion. Except during the Mosquito Crusades, that is.

If his average speed in that think was 45 mph, that means 22,222.222 hours of ride time. I couldn't sit in any one car for that long.

Genocide: With humans- Horrible. With Mosquitos- OMG Best Idea EVER!!!!!

Soo realistic, and the nitro boost when you jam the throttle twice.

Marker Felt. They used Marker Felt.

Oh ok, thanks

Every time I drink Goldschlager, I distill my own urine (better drink my own piss). Then I put it in a centrifuge and spin the precious metals out. Then after those are out of the way, I'm left with pure liquid gold!

What is this a reference to? I feel like I should know this