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I'm waiting for Liquid State Memory, it's the next big thing

I actually liked that movie, but for a second I had it confused with Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, which is a horrible movie.

Haha what a troll, he obviously read enough of your article to to get to the "totes" part. Also, the game.

Oh my god, I here this on a regular basis. The worst is when people think your work was done in paint

That was incredibly hard to watch.

Apple predicted technology where you can talk to your computer? Now you are just stretching it

I think Apple just gave everyone who's been clinging to iOS a reason to jump ship and try another OS.

If I've had sex in the back seat of an S-10, I can have sex anywhere. If there's a will there's a way and sex is one of those things that really proves this point.

I don't think your comments shape the future that much either. Commenting once doesn't necessarily mean that you won't comment the same thing again in the future. #repost

Yet?

Enjoy your Barry White subs. Without the vocal chords. Because they're in my subs.

My subs were made with Barry White's vocal chords

You can't deny wood. You either had wood, or you didn't. Wood is something to be proud of.

Wow, now I feel like a dick. You don't suck. No pun intended

"doesn't matter, had sex"

Here it comes. I fully believe that it'll take one, only one, discovery/invention like this to send science over the edge and completely revolutionize everything that we do. Once again. Think about the single discoveries/inventions that have so radically changed humankind. Gunpowder. Electricity. The Internet. Cell…

It took me about 10 minutes to figure out what was going on in that picture

"You have fallen between the curve and the concrete"