Young people are not cooler than me, their views on music, fashion, and pop culture are misguided and wrong and I remind them of this the best that I can. And then when they about to call me old man, I explain to them that the world that they see themselves so highly in, will eat them alive and all of their greatest…

He will lend you any movie in his Disney movie collection except one, there’s one that he’s never gonna give you. And no, it’s not Up, it’s Song of the South for some fucked up reason.

INBOX: [SPAM] Re: re: re: re: Greetings from Nigeria!

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

“Just wanted to more formally apologize for me email earlier.”

He, like many, probably lost faith in this website after Clark the Cub failed to clear 75% in the 2014 Hall of Fame vote.

I dōn’t sēē whāt thē prōblēm īs?

I once read a quip that the GT-R was best known as the #1 car that boyfriends excitedly pointed out to their completely ambivalent girlfriends.

And the always come right back to you.

there but for the grace of god go i

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

“He’ll spend the rest of this day at The Greybar Hotel,” he added. (Apparently, that’s slang for prison.)

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

So Obama is a source of life bringing energy and trump is a dead moon that every now and then stumbles in the way?

Fucking moron.

Irving has expressed that he wants to go play in a situation where he can be a more focal point

Enes, if you need a place to crash and lay low for a while, hit me up. I got you bro.