I hope there is a universe somewhere where Caesar and commando Woody Harrelson become friends and slip into old age begrudgingly, shootin’ the shit on the front porch, yelling at kids.

I will certainly opt for LessVaughn. The yahoo.com message boards are just a click away.

I grew up between the lush rows of corn and soybeans that blanket Kane County, as did my father. He spoke of attending high school with the kid of the warden of this same Juvenile Detention Facility. He tells a story of playing basketball in the confines of the prison yard. He really liked this one kid they played…