“Nah. It’s an everyone problem.”

“Who wants to live in a country where unequivocal success is frowned upon?”

Counterpoint: any sufficiently advanced poverty-reducing technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Goddammit. It’d be nice to have one day where we can all hate on Sherman for a little bit before the white lady likens him to livestock and threatens to clip his nuts.

What do they do on the farm about zebras that are incompetent?

I can’t wait to hear how many black friends she has in the coming days. Answer: many.

Jesus. Definitely no racial undertones there.

No idea!

-San Diego Chargers.

They left out the last part:

If Trump had read it off a Microsoft Surface tablet, then we would have known it was fake.

I made the journalists in my town a rope chair that they could sit in and rock from a branch while filing their stories. Curt Schilling chiming in positively leads me to believe I got the intended message from that shirt wrong...

As a black Jewish woman, I wouldn’t wish this kind of fear and discrimination on anyone. Having other people fear for their safety does not make me safer. Then again, I’m not a total ass hat devoid of empathy so YMMV.

Not all journalists are white.

I suspect the director had to play a Cher concert video to get them that amped.

I guess they couldn’t find this guy -

“Welcome to the stage, Beyonce and the Dixie Chicks!”
And I’m all:

Because the election’s going to hinge on all four of the DC Republicans.

I am definitely stereotyping here, but those guys spend too much money on their hair to be the kind of Trump supporter a Trump supporter wants to align themselves with.

“See? He CAN pull in the minority vote!”