Or a clumsy proctologist

Hamilton, please contact me when you have a chance. I have some very interesting information about the after-hours habits of a well known billionaire I’ll call “Mr. Wayne.” No, that’s probably too obvious. It’s for Mr. “Bruce W.”

NFL Logic

Thank you.

Wouldn’t you know that anyway because she was writing under a pseudonym? It’s like launching an investigation to accuse jumbo shrimp of false advertising.

Isn’t the whole point of dancing to be sexually suggestive?

They drafted women in the 60's???

The NCAA made a business decision to move the championships in order to hold on to sponsorships, something it obviously doesn’t need to consult it’s members about.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Well of course. Want the NFL’s attention? Wear brown socks with black shoes or something like that, and they’ll be up your ass within the hour.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

I can think that the NCAA sucks but is right to remove championships from NC and that the guy from ND is an asshole. None of these thoughts are mutually exclusive.

the whole point of the NCAA is to make unilateral decisions for its member institutions

You can’t whine incessantly that the NCAA is too powerful and then celebrate it being too powerful because you agree with the use of its power.

“This is terrible pillow talk.”

That’s not an eloquent voice; that’s a puerile opinion from a simple mind expounding a facile, tired internet meme about false equivalence. It’s stupid, and it’s okay to call out Colin Kaepernick for not being the deepest philosopher who ever lived.

This isn’t eloquence. It’s a young man practicing the logical fallacy of false equivalence. It’s trite. And it’s self-defeating.

Vegas stopped putting odds on Kaep 2 years ago.

I disagree with Kaep. Trump has made no effort to show he’s less racist.