Don’t be so hard on yourself. I’m sure you’ll be able to pay some of it off before you die.

We’re getting closer and closer to my dream scenario: Donald Trump hosts a reality show to find his next campaign manager.

How are you out of the greys with this comment?

LOL okay. I’ve NEVER experienced that here, but if you insist...

Were this 2004, the guide to avoiding tonight’s contest could be summed as follows:

i guess we fell asleep when she made the ill-advised 2012 run against the sitting president that already beat her in 2008...

Interesting, that was Trent Richardson’s motto when he was on the Colts.

In 2009, Michigan place kicker Brendan Gibbons raped a female student. Taylor Lewan, Gibbons’ roommate at the time, then called the victim and threatened to rape her again if she pressed charges.

That was some Andy Reid-level achievement there. And when Shaw opted to punt on 4th-and-two-feet, I figured that was it, Stanford was cooked (verily, the football gods chortled).

As a Stanford fan, Shaw has been pissing me the hell off for the past 4 years with his predictable ultra conservative play calling. Of course I’m happy Stanford won, but they really did not deserve it.

Definitely way more complex than shown at face value, but then again this is exactly the sort of scenario that men face working and living with women in the real world. It’s a complex lesson to learn at a young age, but maybe it’s better to learn earlier when more open-minded than later when they’re likely set in…

More like Footheels.

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You missed the part where Shane Lechler had to tell Bill O’Brien to throw a challenge flag!

Look at what you’re defending here, you giant fucking baby.

Ah yes. The old “the worth of what you do and say is dependent on your financial success” argument. Classic.

Matt Castle, Jimmy Garofalo, this Brisket guy - you can plug just about anyone into that offense and win games. I guess Tom Brady is just an overrated system QB.

Damn, really sounds like you had an opinion here fully formed from the start, you just wanted to make some dipshit point about having to care about state-sanctioned police murder.

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

I doubt it, football players at Auburn aren’t known to have a strong defense.