Millions voted because they were/are die-hard Republicans who would follow any Republican off the cliff. And Millions voted for him because they are bigots.

To answer your penultimate question, I’ll give you an old George Carlin quote:

Does anyone else take a periodic break from the news? I don’t want to bury my head in the sand, but each one of these stories (ranging from him being an insensitive moron to committing absolute atrocities) makes my brain hurt more and more. How did this ever happen? How did 63 million people vote for this 70 year old…

The past 40 years have done a pretty good job of eroding people’s faith in the representativity of elections and on the press. It just has reached a boiling point.

Trump is the consequence of this, not the cause.

And he’s doing this after winning the election? The amount of insecurity inside of our Commander in Chief is rivaled only by the size of Obama’s 2009 inauguration crowd.

Also, there are now media blackouts on the EPA, Commerce, USDA, HHS and other agencies. Every statement, every press release, every interview request needs to go through the Trump White House first.

This shit is so dangerous. It erodes our faith in our democratic institutions. We may survive a trump presidency but the US won’t be able to survive a complete loss of faith in things like our elections and our press for example. It will breed widespread corruption and authoritarianism as people will think trump is…

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

I hate this remake of The Brady Bunch.

It’s so appropriate that the de facto leader of the so-called “anti-PC movement” is someone who absolutely cannot take a fucking joke.

His butt-hurt reactions are the best part of the skits. But he’s too stupid to realize that. There will be some solace.

True, but he’s still “a somewhat-recognizable name” as opposed to...everyone else in the lineup, which basically sounds like a flyer for a Rogers, Arkansas county fair.

With the exception of who?

I’m having a major schadenfreude moment. One of my friends was taking credit for the introduction because she had booked Jennifer to perform at a gala at Mar-A-Lago with The Marred one himself in attendance a few years ago. I was so disappointed and pretty shocked. This feels like a gift.

That Asshole: my inauguration is going to be the yugest, most glamorous star-studded amazing event ever. All the biggest names are calling me up, begging to perform for me and my supporters!

Maybe she pulled out because she can’t find something to wear. I hear all the dress shops are completely sold out.

My money is “I didn’t want those performers at my inauguration anyway!”

The lack of big-name acts (with the exception of Toby Keith, fuck him) at this inauguration is a satisfying morsel I cling to as we head into the dystopian nightmarescape. I LOVE IT.

An excellent apology. Good.