Will Eddie Murphy still be Mushu

The people have chosen Emma Stone.

I did a summer internship for them.

Someone. Was paid. Real money. To assemble that grouping of words between the two paragraphs.

I think we all need to take a moment and appreciate the 404 page that’s now in place.

It’s clearly possible (and probably way more common than I think). I just can’t see it working in my own marriage or most of those close to me - because politics isn’t just who you’re voting for. It’s also the lens through which you view global events and social issues - torture! refugee crisis! immigration! bodily…

Hyder told me one of his better characters was still active, and getting published (a male character, as it happens). I asked him to tell me where. He politely refused.

“I don’t avoid taxes, Mandrake...I just deny them my essence.”

Yep. Remember this tidbit from his campaign speech in Iowa?

Not likely. His supporters aren’the impressed by facts or any of those silly things. Climate change? Fake, made up by China. Autism? Caused by the government and their vaccines. Fluoridation of water? A commie plot by the government to rob us of our precious bodily fluids.

I saw Ted Cruz in the bathroom once. That was disturbing.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

my worst Miss U.

Hillary Clinton is probably literally the most scrutinized person in the history of planet. From the number of tell-all books written about her to the congressional investigations to the Citizens United videos to the fact that there is an entire non-profit dedicated to just suing her and her husband non-stop. …

NBC is owned by GE.

Sadly, Hillary can’t “win” the debate...not in any meaningful sense. Mark Twain explained her problem best: “Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.”

It’s beyond cheap and easy to make...

STOP KILLING BLACK PEOPLE!! JUST FUCKING STOP!!!!