The GOP is now only performing the duties of their jobs by accident.

I don’t get why guys even use the argument about opening doors. I have had way more women hold the door open for me than men just because it’s the courteous thing to do. Where are all these men holding doors open for women? Does it happen somewhere?

But but but doofy man children who mess things up in soap commercials!

He voted against his own amendment, arguing that anyone who favored it would be siding with the administration.

I am utterly convinced that his older daughter straight up hates him. She’s always the one vocally trying to get away from him or saying things that are very unhelpful for Cruz. I’m hoping that in college she comes out as a guns metaphorically blazing liberal.

That seemed more like an argument against having a draft at all than against having women included.

Ted Cruz strikes me as the kind of guy who was never invited to a party and then refuses to leave. I don’t even mean this as a metaphor for his political career or campaign. On a personal level. As a human. He seems to be what I call “socially aggressive.”

Boehner also speculated about surprises that could come closer to the Democratic National Convention if Hillary Clinton’s emails became a larger scandal.

Seriously, John Boehner doesn’t use a bronzer—he doesn’t tan either—he is just saturated with bourbon.

It's actually a little bit amazing that a person can be so vile that no one likes him. Even Donald Trump has friends, Ted Cruz has none

you say this like he isn’t drunk most of the time already

I thought Hillary should stop being an asshole 8 years ago to the exact same degree I think Sanders should step back now. It’s over. That SUCKS if you’ve lost. But being a jackass about it helps no one.

And for those who say they will vote for Trump over Clinton, or waste their vote with a Jill Stein nod — do they think that a President Trump will be better for a Senator Bernie Sanders as he continues to try to build momentum around his revolution? They don’t think Clinton MIGHT just work better with Bernie on these…

Why can’t some Sanders supporters look at one bright side of things — Bernie isn’t going anywhere, even though he’s not going to be the president. He’ll still be in the Senate, with his current term not up until 2018. So he can still, one would hope, be a vocal part of governmental process, working with (most likely)…

Yeah, that’s exactly what she said...

why not

This is the worst thing I’ve ever read. First I snort-laughed in horror and now I can’t stop imagining it and I kind of hate you.

no.

Lyin’ Ted picks Loser Carly as his running mate when he can’t even win the nomination? Sad!

So the dude who mathematically can’t catch the front runner, and is despised by everyone, decides to name a VP who no one likes and who has succeeded at nothing.