Dabbing Dipshit Dibs Dumb Debate, Dismisses Dabbling Doofus Dibble

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

In his first season back from Tommy John surgery, Harvey posted a 2.71 ERA, with 188 strike outs and a 1.019 WHIP. And he did all that without his splitter, which is probably his second best pitch. His splitter is back now, and reportedly it’s looked great this Spring.

This is not very humerus.

Play in the city where the heat is on.
All night on the bench til the break of dawn
Welcome to Milwaukee (Bienvenido a Milwaukee!)
Throwin’ for the club where the heat is on
All night on the bench til the break of dawn.
I’m going to Milwaukee, welcome to Milwaukee!

My wife recently cashed out a small 401K she had at her previous employer. When she cashed it out Fidelity automatically withheld taxes.

Your bank/brokers probably wouldn’t let you withdraw all of your money from your 401ks and IRAs without applying the proper penalties for early withdrawal and withholding a certain amount of money to send to the IRS for income tax.

Gotcha. I’m sure at Wrigley, where the walls are covered in shrubbery, players are coached to raise their arms if they can’t find the ball. That’s because Wrigley has its own, unique, set of ground rules.

Don’t mess with the IRS

I don’t think Yoenis was referring to the ball being under the fence. I’m watching the game with headphones on and while the ball is in flight, you can clearly hear him say, “No way, too high, too high!”

It's inconceivable you didn't lead with Princess Bride arriving this month

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Different one. This one is addicted to knee surgeries.

Or homicide, if you were intentionally poisoned by someone else.

“Hey, great win out there.”

Is Chris Christie a Notre Dame fan in addition to being a Dallas Cowboys fan? He’s really THAT fucking guy?

That photo serves as a perfect metaphor for when Deadspin cross links its readers over to Jezebel.

Glad to see Jericho put Neville’s health above anything else. He’s got enough value to the company that he can completely blow-up kayfabe to yell at the ref like that and not get in trouble.

Thanks. I should have cropped it a little. He’s too small without hitting zoom.