“Short, and to the left.”

Nah, it’s a dumb rule

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

Poor Ram fan.

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Who Gat

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Agreed. Did you ever think you would be breaking down high school women’s soccer on an April Saturday morning with an internet stranger? Me neither.

We can make fun of him all we want, but tomorrow morning he’s going to wake up living in Tahiti.

lol

Whatever you guys are paying Diana, it's not enough.

Shit is hitting the fan already in Iceland for our prime minister. Protests, shutting down of large sections of downtown around the parliament.

The leaks were a lot more casual than is being reported

Related: Francesa guessing the weekend’s Nielsen numbers for various sporting events, followed by Russo revealing the answers - with Francesa never even close to the actual number, and Russo always remarking at how close he was to the actual number - was among the very best things on the radio during my formative…

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

That’s the type of accuracy you only see in action movi...wait nevermind, Sylvester Stallone would never throw a towel.

Baseballreference. It’s possible they’re a game or two out of date?

Where’d you get those stats for Sandoval?

Missed a 2? You’re thinking of Nick Young.

The counter to that is that the U-17s are really the litmus test for Klinsman. Anything older than that and he’s making dinner with what someone else got at the store.