Looking forward to only having to make my Sims bathe once a

Remember the Black & White miracle gestures that never really seemed to work right? That's what excites me about something like the Kinect. Instead of clumsily waving a wand or mouse, you can make full hand motions to cast spells. A dungeon crawler where you can cast a fireball by making some kind of Doctor Strange…

Like most, I've had my share of terrible roommates. Over the years, I've thought that each one was the worst, but then it's always the worst when you're currently living in that situation. In retrospect, my Freshman year roommate was probably the worst of the lot.

Another huge change to a long-standing status quo that someone will eventually have to clean up after Morrison has his fun. At least this one will be easier to script: RealBruceWayne42 tweets "hey folks JK about that Batman funding lol"

I've always had a problem with the idea of a time 'machine'. I think this is one instance where technology fails the sci-fi concept. I don't think this is a physics problem that will be effectively solved through application of technology that "creates" time travel.

This book was really difficult to read for me. I filed it under old-school purple prose. While the subject matter is obviously very modern, most of the paragraphs felt so beautifully descripted, so flowery that they made me feel like I was reading something from the 1800s. It really took me away from the plot more…

Another hit for NBC. Just knocking them out of the park lately, aren't you, National Broadcasting Company. This makes me feel a little better that they rejected my treatment of Kafka's "A Hunger Artist" as a sitcom.

A riddle for you. When is The Riddler not the villain of the next Batman movie?

I always figured I look good in the mirror and terrible on film because I'm never wearing my glasses when I look in the mirror. I look good blurry. Digital photography is the bane of my existence. I should have been born in the late 1800s. Online dating would have been a lot easier.

Looks like Ichabod Crane from the Disney version of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Just remember, Steve: once you cross that bridge, my friend - the ghost is through, his power ends.

@NyQuilPillz: Huh. I thought they were shouting ATTICA, ATTICA. I wasn't quite sure what to think of that.

@mordicai: I think the Riddler could be the perfect follow-up to the Joker. In TDK, the Joker attempted to create constant chaos - to show that human beings are fundamentally terrible and willing to do anything to save their own skins. The Riddler requires complete order and rationality in order to function - in…

I'd like to know if I end up dying via a meteorite to the head while I'm on the toilet. I've had a sneaking suspicion that my death will be both ridiculous and embarrassing. Given the way my luck runs, I'm pretty sure this would happen immediately after my TiMER goes off and I've met my soul mate.

Hmmm, a soulmate timer would take some of the fun out of the hilarity that is my dating history. And knowing my luck, my timer would actually be counting down to the end of the world.

Is there a non-white person in this movie? If so, then the odds are good they'll be the Devil. Or become the fall guy for the actual Devil who then Keyser Soze's his way down the street for the "twist" ending.

For some reason, I kept expecting Connor MacLeod to walk into frame. Maybe it was the cheesy effects, maybe it was the growlly, incomprehensible dialogue. Could have been the big hair.

Well, here's the problem (as I see it) with modern ethics encroaching on historical study: the act of removing the body for preservation/study begins the ethical violation of the mummy. Once you start getting into the incestuous, penis-losing ground, you're just talking a matter of degrees of violation.

I can't really imagine Spider-man singing songs that get applause at the end. I thought everyone hated him. Back to the drawing board, Bono. Come back with a song that sounds a lot like "Nobody Knows the trouble I've Seen" only replace the references to Jesus with Uncle Ben.

Aren't neutrinos from a supernova the supposed culprit for the "Flash Forward" event (at least in the novel by Robert Sawyer)? My memory is a little hazy on that one. Give us a weapon that simultaneously knocks most of the world's population unconscious for two minutes and I'll say that's a doomsday device.

@RandomThought: While I appreciate innovators in storytelling, Morrison has almost always rubbed me the wrong way. I think there is room to innovate within a universe without explicitly and fundamentally altering it and forcing others to clean up the mess after you're gone. While I didn't like his X-men run at all,…