Unbreakable 2 with Bruce reprising his role as the hero and Bradley Cooper as his new nemesis: Prettyboy McFratguy. The twist at the end is that Bruce has been the villain all along and Cooper's character isn't actually a douche.

Glad I held off on buying one of these. However, I also held off on buying a lot of new books that I normally would have, but thought "why pack them when I can put them on an e-reader". So now whatever money I saved by waiting will go directly to all of these books I've been wanting to read.

This was my favorite vehicle from the original Star Wars action figure runs (yes, even above the MF). I might have to save some pennies for this one.

Yeah, but if you belch, you restore gravity to yourself, right Dr. Wonka?

Smurf these smurfin' smurfbags right in the smurf.

States should be forced to choose their execution method based in part on a theme from their state. Like Vermont must give people the option of being trampled by cows, drowned in Ben & Jerry's, or thrown down a ski slope until dead. Arizona has to throw people into the Grand Canyon. Alaska straps them to the front…

I watch two new movies (recent DVD releases) per week. I don't think I've rated one of them above two stars (out of five) in months. I keep getting the feeling of "I've been here in this story's world before." I just can't shake it. The same is happening to my TV experience.

@SenorKaffee: No, that wasn't the publisher that was taking an eternity. Everyone is still awaiting book 5.

I can't wait for this series. That trailer sure makes it look uh ... goth/supernatural?

"Oh hi little shark with your Jimmy Durante schnoz, how are you tod-"

I just don't think anyone in Hollywood can pull off a Fantastic Four movie without a dramatic re-imagining. The Thing is going to look hokey no matter what you do to him. Invisible Woman requires either a) removing the only woman in the film from the screen for entire scenes or b) having her wave her hand and look…

I've had the same pair of nail clippers since I was a child. They have never failed me and have yet to show any sign of rust or real wear. They will clip any nail I throw at them. I had thought I'd lost them once and bought a new pair from CVS. I might as well have paid a homeless man (you know the guy where you…

@Wolfsheim: Figures Aquaman would be trying to slap Namor. What a ponce.

@CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard): I contend that there was no greater toy in the history of consumerism. They transformed into rocks. They were robots you could use to brain the kid down the street that kept trying to steal the Go-bots that actually turned into vehicles.

I was skeptical when I saw that the Voice and Aftonbladet were trying to run with this story, but MTV3 completely legitimizes the rumor. I can only guess that no one told King Henrik that he has to wait until she's married to assume his right of primae noctis.

I have to say that, right now, I agree with him, though I expect video games to reach a level of art within my lifetime. The problem that video games have in the realm of art is that they suffer from a lack of defining medium - their delivery of message is so complicated that it understandably will take a very long…

What the hell does the guy that wrote Heat need with a new car? Isn't he still getting royalties from every guy aged 18-50 that screams "She's got a grrrreat ass!" every time they walk by a chick that indeed has a great ass?

Kids in the forest: "Care Bears Countdown! It's time for the Care Bears Stare!"

I'm ready to flip over a Chevy Caprice here in Richmond if they manage to make it to the sweet 16.