“I have a deep respect for unions; my wife was a teacher for many years

In honor of Hamilton Nolan’s incredibly niche focus on blogger unionization, Deadspin is pleased to announce the following new sub-blogs:

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

No, in fact I am a well-respected filmmaker. In fact, I once did a documentary on online trolls.

You’d probably hate it, though, bc it doesn’t paint you in a good light.

I’m still surprised that with his background, they’re trying him out at DH and not converting him to a pitcher. His throwing arm already has years of experience hitting corners.

Last night summed up why he isn’t the MVP. He took almost half of his team’s shots as the PG, effectively freezing out his teammates, and then completely choked the game away in the last minute. In the last four games he has lost to Portland twice, Dallas and Phx. Lebron with Earl Boykins as his starting PG might lose…

“These people have awful names.”

Now consider that the low end in average annual value for 2016 starting quarterbacks no longer on rookie contracts was anywhere from $7.5 million (Robert Griffin III) to $12 million (Ryan Fitzpatrick), with the next highest AAV being Colin Kaepernick’s $15.6 million.

In the case of Freidman and Brooks, a small but but powerful group of rich people who want to be told comforting fairy tales about how they are the modern super heroes and meaningful political engagement isn’t really necessary to solve the world’s problems.

I wake up in the morning worrying that the President will get us into a war I will have to fight in, or that the factory my dad works in will be closed, or that my mom wont have health insurance to help pay for her meds, or that my siblings won’t be able to afford their student loans. This guy worries about how he…

I don’t really get the whole “lesser teams like the Wizards” reference either. Maybe it has gone unnoticed in some quarters, but the Wizards are pretty good. Lesser in comparison to the Warriors, sure, but the implication that they’re lesser in the Knicks or Sixers sense is kind of misplaced.

Why does losing three straight playoff games not count in this streak?

1) Stop being tired.

What do the Warriors do without Durant:

Oh great. Now you’re hounding me about that shit, too.

Sounds like a guy contemplating moving in with his girlfriend

Update: Michael McCarthy of Sporting News says there’s going to be even more Katie Nolan, although I’ll believe it when I see it.

It’s true. There are many unusual names for groups in the animal kingdom.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.