Alabama here and I love NY, but may be bc I loathe being surrounded by 75% Drumpf supporters.

hmm. interesting.

Seems like it would’ve been a lot easier to just run the additional two miles.

In the criminal complaint, the arresting officer wrote that Porter lunged at the bar’s doorman and lifted him off the ground, then grabbed the officer’s wrists with a grip so strong that “I could not pull them away from him, no matter how hard I tried.” lied.

JD means you have a law degree, but are not barred. Get barred somewhere and you can use Manny Both-Hans, Esq. Right now, you just have the debt and the degree, but are not licensed to practice internet law, which makes your degree less useful.

Non-doctors calling themselves M.D. is simply wrong, they aren’t. Attorneys, however, are Esq.’s. That’s the title that goes with the degree.

Unfortunately, also:

1 anectode > scientific study with more than 2,000 subjects

AND WHERE DO THEY TEND TO LIVE? IN CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISESESES. CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISEES HAVE ACRONYMS, LIKE LA OR NYC OR CHICAGO... CEO IS ALSO AN ACRONYM, WHICH REARRANGED SPELLS “OPEC”, BUT WITHOUT THE “P”. WHO ELSE DOESN’T HAVE PEE? SEA ANEMONES. ANEMONES IS A HOMONYM WITH ENEMY AND CEOS ARE THE…

Isn’t it amazing how many people think and act as if 1965 was THOUSANDS of years ago?

They happened.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

“Small-time bookies?!?!?! Finally! They’re the perfect size for my tiny hands! Look, Eric, I’m READING A BOOK.”

As a Brit I was always enjoy being reminded that, while guns are completely legal in the USA, betting on the outcome of sporting events is not.

Bookies had a bad season? What should be my wager on a nice game of Hide and go Fuck Yourself?

“J. Matheli should have gone to law school.”
I know you’re a gambling addict, but have you ever considered that maybe you’re just addicted to throwing your money away?

Two things:

“Left,” is the correct answer here. The Democratic Party needs to go left. Never in my lifetime has it been clearer that the Democratic Party needs to go left.

They also need to tone down the moral arguments. The middle of the country is ready for change. They need to start explaining how little the GOP has really done for the middle of the country. Farmers need NAFTA and trade deals. Mexico is set to destroy our corn exports by switching to South American imports.

If there’s anything to take away from this election it’s that the message mattered a lot more than the tone of how it was delivered.