Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

HELL no. I had my reservations about Clinton (she’s more of a hawk than I would have liked, I supported Sanders in the primary) but once she got the nomination I was all in for her.

I still think this part of Trump’s plan to get Kushner killed so he can move in on Mrs. Kushner.

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

“In the 2016 NBA Finals, this Bay Area team blew a 3-1 lead”

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

I’d like to think I would pull my hand away at the last second and brush back my luscious locks, but I am a bald Sixers fan so I can’t really imagine fighting for first or the hair.

“Back in my day, the opposing fans would try to stab you and fuck your wife if you went into the crowd and tried to dap them up” - some former NBA player-cum-analyst. Probably.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

I know we’re overloaded with news, but why aren’t we hearing more about the note he passed to Angela Merkel demanding $380bn in “back pay” for NATO funding? Not only is he wrong on all the political science, but it’s literally something that my FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD WOULD DO WITH CRAYONS.

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

This is one of the most uplifting things I have read in the past year. I can’t tell if that’s because my bar for “uplifting” has become unspeakably low; if it’s because I genuinely love your writing style (which I know I do, I’ve been guffawing at Burneko pieces for awhile now, shitty Return of the Jedi opinions…

That’s a great question.

I imagine they’ll get some sort of exemption.

Yea, fuck Oakland for not paying $750,000,000 for an unnecessary stadium while ignoring all of the public works that need to be funded!

Maybe it had something to do with him forking over $400 million dollars of his own money to upgrade the Dolphins stadium... Just a guess.

Nobody is asking the most important question here:
Will sports books in Vegas be able to show all of NFL games on their TVs when the Raiders are playing?

Oakland can’t afford the insane costs the NFL demands and Vegas can. The only losers here are the taxpayers of Las Vegas.