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all of them. But just think how much weight we’ll lose! I was one Trump election away from my goal weight!

Should I be happy? Nervous? Anxious? Scared? So many feelings i need to lay down

well, shit.

Look up Lena Dunham’s father, Carroll Dunham for a good explanation of why his daughter is like this. Specifically, look at his paintings.

There are a TON of people like this that have to continually push their progressive and oh so diverse street cred. It’s like an Internet comments section: “As the mother of a queer, gender nonconforming, autistic kid with disabilities...”, “as someone who is 1/8 Native American and half Tibetan...”, “As someone who is

Lena, Lena, Lena:

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

When Kanye’s “Famous” video came out, I didn’t understand why that wasn’t enough of a red flag for one of the Kardashians to be like, “Are you OK, man?”

How about a gofundme to send Lena to Mars?

lena dunham : profile in courage.

If you haven’t read World War Z, give it a go. Still my favorite take on it and it checks all your boxes you list. And it has hope in humanity in there.

That’s pretty much why I gave up on the show and the comics. The idea of a story about what happens after the zombie movie ends was an interesting one but eventually it gets so dark and depressing you have to tune out. Not to reveal how old I am (spoiler alert, not decrepit but old in Internet years), but that was

There was a study done that said the zombie genre as a whole tends to gain popularity when Republicans are in power and vampires gain popularity when Democrats are in power.

Maybe because Negan reminds us a little too much of a certain person who was recently elected? I like to work out my anxiety by getting scared of imaginary zombies, not have it amplified by getting scared of an imaginary dictatorial narcissist.

Maybe because people are realizing that this show has no “end game”? No big reveal? No destination?

When people say it, they don’t mean it. It’s an empty threat. “I’m going to run away from home, dad!”

Ha! I call them “Newport Beach Housewives” since I used to see them all the time around Fashion Island. I’m just jealous since it’s been my life’s goal to be an overly-gymed Newport Beach Housewife. I’ve been failing miserably at it. I can’t tell if it’s because I’m not making myself available enough or if it’s

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Seeing Orange County and church bitch eyes in the same sentence made me think of Trashra Barnhouse and Alexis Bellino (bless her heart) from the Real Housewives

I feel like I have met a thousand of her wannabe clones in Orange County, CA with those dead, church bitch eyes.

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.