whatever about the bend and snap, let’s talk about the travesty that was cropped flares. WHAT POSSIBLE SILHOUETTE WERE THOSE MONSTROSITIES MEANT TO FLATTER.

I’m usually a fan of restorative justice, but this just isn’t cutting it.

Logically, it’s about as watertight as a mom going, “I’ve known my son his whole like and I’ve never once seen my beloved Johnny rape anyone, so he couldn’t possibly have raped that young slutty lying woman at the college party I didn’t attend!”

and I love second breakfast! YOU’RE IN!

I LOVE DYING YARN AND DRINKING TEA, IT’S LIKE WE COULD BE SISTERS!!!

Yeah, let’s call it Bad-Ass Ladies Stone-Age Survival Camp. We’ll forage and ferment and maybe get to fight a bear to the death or something.

goddamnit if this weren’t so completely insufferable white woman bullshit it would be completely my jam

The franchise is starting to lose me. Between Dallas and Potomac being horrible, Bethenny running shit into the ground on RHoNYC, and BH and OC having these drawn out medical mystery tours, I’m just not into it.

If you haven’t already, you really should image google them. Unfortunately he has passed away, but they look like an awesome couple

I suppose it is an easy mistake to make when they are all married to women who hate them.

These fuckin’ people

I really hope they take their inspiration from Donald Featherstone (the inventor of the plastic flamingo lawn ornament) and his wife Nancy who wore matching outfits for 35 years. Amazing creations that Nancy made

“Taylor loves that Tom is really into fashion and that they can coordinate their outfits together.”

Idea...let’s fly.a banner with the corpses of the Sandy Hook children on it. It can say something snappy using the RNC but I am too angry to be clever.

I’m way too hungover for all this awfulness. Could we just have an entire llama-centric day?

Ted Bundy was such a sweet and normal young man when I worked next to him in the same office. -author Anne Rule. These kinds of motherfuckers don’t wear signs announcing their sadism and sociopathy. They are actors and manipulators and know how to do just enough good things to throw people off their scent. And as for…

Yeah, that was my take as well; at what point do you figure out that you’re not being fiscally responsible and you’re simply pissing your money away by not buying a house instead of renting? the Kardashians have the dough to make a sizeable down payment.

The critters in the top pic are alpacas. The animals on the road are llamas. Llamas are much larger, aren’t cute and fuzzy, and will spit when annoyed or threatened. Alpacas are straight-up dicks, though.

If a guy calls a girl a slut guys have no problem believing him. But if 40 women accuse a guy of being a sexual predator people still don’t believe them.

And they were red like raw hamburger.