And snakes, don’t forget the snakes.

It’s the unpopular opinion, but reality is these girls needed to stop this shit 7 arrests ago. god can save, but not if you keep throwing yourself out of his hands

Yeah, because they wouldn’t be out stealing cars and running from the police in the first place.

It's not about them running. It's their criminal records at such a young age. The world lost nothing with their deaths.

All choices have consequences.

Yeah, I dunno, webbing always seemed like it was there to catch baseballs with?

Ironically, her wrestling career led into to her doing porn.

Or as the Royals call it: a routine double play.

Women are very experienced in cleaning up blood so we get away with it more often.

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He said he was gonna cheer for them, not bet on them.

I’d enjoy golfing with the same partner that blamed me for them being bad. If they gave me a tuggie when we were done. So...pretty much like all relationships. Give it a tug once in a while and men will put up with anything.

Terrible advice. I’ve watched a lot of videos on the internet (like, a lot) and I can tell you how to make a woman come:

So.....don’t care about her orgasm and you’re a self centered misogynist. Care too much about her orgasm and you’re a....egotistical self centered misogynist.

These ladies should contact me.

I hate you.

If he didn’t have a gun, he’d have stabbed her or beat her to death, run her down with a car, etc. I’m the biggest advocate for gun control there is, but this is a domestic violence and control issue, not a gun issue.

Junior high children are the worst.

“We’re sending you to the Giants.”