I just wonder how far we’re going to take it. So we ban smokeless tobacco which doesn’t have any of the public health risks of smoking. By that same logic we should also be banning unhealthy food, placing calorie limits on people, and regulating exercise. Oral and pharyngeal cancers affect almost 50,000 Americans a…

To the point, maybe we should start banning drinking and eating at sporting events because of the public health costs associated with liver and heart disease?

Sports aside, suit coats aside, the world is a better place with guys like Craig in it. If more people took half the joy he does from what they do, the world would be better for it.

Fuck. If his prognosis does not improve, nobody better wear fucking black to his funeral. This is a man who’s lived out loud, and that is how we should pay tribute.

Pretty famously Chris Rock’s bit:

I wonder the same thing.

No, no, no. The running dialogue when those teams jumped was that Missouri was just being greedy and disrespectful to the Big 12. They are the ones who obviously ruined the conference, not Texas. They all should have stuck around and hoped Texas threw them some scraps.

I turned 40 in July, and don’t think for one second I didn’t say that line to about 50 people.

Douchebro Andy Roddick. And the tall one???

Don’t worry, the day is still young, and word is its Adrian’s weekend to watch the kids.

In all of the texts, she never shuts it down though.

Unless Ned Yost is willing to jump over a wall for Donnie Moore, this isn't going to end well.

I’m not saying that I believe he is innocent, but universities do get it wrong, particularly when they are under scrutiny for mishandling rape. Anybody remember Jordan Johnson, the star quarterback at the University of Montana who was accused of rape? He was immediately expelled from the university (who was under…

See, so they’re GATEWAY BOOBS.

The sad thing is, the message of “choose life” isn’t in itself a bad one, it’s just been tainted so much by judgmental anti-choice assclowns that it has an awful connotation. Kind of like when I bristle when I hear people describe themselves as Christian, even though I know actual Christians who are wonderful and…

Wait until he sees the full list of things he can’t do any longer.

And AnthonyIsMyPreferredCarter, you’ve just reconfirmed the reason I don’t give two shits now about ongoing talks about racism and have turned from being a concerned, supportive advocate to IDGAF about equality issues. In all the conversations I’ve had about racism, instead of speaking about issues in a nuanced way,…

I think Dennis Rodman, of all people, clarified “n-word” privileges as regards white people: if you, hypothetical white person, know a black person, work with them closely, and are good friends with them, you may, eventually, have n-word privileges WITH THAT ONE PERSON.

So I’m super white, and my small family super white. I married into a very large, diverse family. My personal rules have been something like this:

I think someone’s Sega Genesis controller got disconnected.