Simple? I think this proves it’s anything but simple.

A fair point I hadn't considered to be honest. Hence asking the question. Many thanks for a pleasant and sensible answer, there was a small part of me that feared a slight outpouring of abuse.

I'm actually his best friend from law school. He does NOT enjoy when I talk during movies.

p.s. descriptive audio is different (and more anticipatory) than a viewer talking you through it

TV, more so than most movies, is centered around Dialogue. It's become more visually assured over the years, but the story is still told mostly through sound. Try closing your eyes some time and see if you can follow along, it's pretty easy with most shows.

All of these people bitching can go get fucked. Every drink recipe ever should have a tussin reference; this is a perfect thing.

The big picture here is that there’s no correct usage for the phrase at all, because if you can control it, THEN IT’S NOT FUCKING DESTINY.

Not me, I'm on the Marvel Hype Train, and that train don't stop for 3 weeks! Keep it coming!

This trick makes more sense when you learn that the original blogger has top-tier status with most chain hotels’ loyalty programs. Even if a hotel isn’t willing to do the customer-friendly thing and combine multiple reservations, he still has late check-out and/or early check-in privileges.

My husband will eat corn straight from the can. Just open it and eat it, juice and all.

Yes, join us some time

You expect me to read that whole damn thing?

it’s almost as if these things are related....

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”

I bought my tux 7 years ago for my wedding and I wear it to almost every wedding I go to. The only thing I have to remember to do is make sure it’s dry cleaned and I don’t gain 100 lbs.

Unfriend these people. They are broken in so many ways.

There’s only one athiest, and it’s me. Nobody is athier than I am.

Then you have to choose between the children or the buttons. Tough day for kids everywhere.

If I’m alone on this I’ll gladly eat crow, but it seems odd to number the picture and then list the items in out-of-order bullet points.

if aliens are even thousands of years ahead of us their tech would probably seem godlike to us. i mean in my mind anythings possible.

RE: #10. It must be said.