I have only seen soft boiled eggs in the restaurants of a few high end hotels or boutique inn type things.

If they can make scrambled eggs, that could end up with some sort of chilaquiles thing with eggs which is always awesome for breakfast. Or dinner.

Thank you for the "don't feel bad about doing takeout on occasion." A lot of the time the calls for more family dinners come very closely tied to ideas about having to cook all of those meals together and/or make them all at home with the freshest, most organic ingredients. Starts to be a really high bar. Sometimes…

I have had to live in a hotel and yes, there are things that can help it feel like home or at least did for me. Your experience of the world is not everyone else's experience of the world. I hope she's somewhere she's comfortable and feels cared for.

It's expensive, but falls into the "house, car, bed, sofa" category for me. That is, things we use literally every day, that need to last for a long time and do their jobs very well. We're coming up on 3 years of having this machine and I'd guess (with the help of a bit of back of the envelope math) that we've made…

Could she at least appear to not be able to breathe when she takes a deep breath and says with powerful voice how much it sucks to not be able to breathe?

Send the corpse over here for mutilation afterwards, please. Because it was a serial pissing in cornflakes kind of morning. God I'm cranky today. Also, I agree. Totally fucking stupid.

I was thinking of a laundry brothel. Or something.

I really like North Coast Scrimshaw Pilsner and I've only had like 4 of the others. I approve of this list.

Sounds excellent, thanks. I'll give it a try.

This is empirically correct.

I would very much like to hear more about your frozen homemade fries technique.

Oh fuck that. We all know that it's utter bullshit that someone would do that to a player on the field like that and during a play, too. It's one thing to believe a player should swallow all reactions when they get yelled at, but if someone actually touches them given the crazy shit that happens in the world? Turning…

#4 - it's really going to depend on market. We could absolutely rent our house and break even on mortgage, hoa fees, insurance and property taxes. We'd probably turn a small profit in fact.

It's not like this is running as is on television. It's an online thing that people need to go play on purpose. So, yeah, it's totally over the top, but that's the point.

This is basically an audition tape for him to be the next Bond. And yes please.

Changes none of anything else, but it's only Monday April 7th that they're giving the 10% of checks.

There's a brand of non-fried ramen noodles, Koka. They're not as dirt cheap as grocery store brands....more like a buck a piece. But if you want instant ramen and are worried about the fat: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_no…

Goddammit Boomer. His kid has cystic fibrosis. But he's still that flip about how other people should undergo surgical procedures they don't need to have? Honestly. Do better man.

I mean no offense, but you lack imagination in this case. That these lists exist at all could expose people to serious danger. My wife has worked at shelters and there are abusers who spend an awful lot of time and resources trying to track down those secret locations. There are also people who would love to prey upon…