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Hey guys,

How do I look? Like a Hood Ornament!

Sorry, I rank LA as worst city in USA.  At least the traffic in Houston actually moves.

As a life-long resident of Houston but a graduate of SMU in Dallas, let me just say that our traffic is no worse than Dallas’s. At least, it wasn’t the last time I regularly drove through Big D a couple years ago.

You’re probably going to fucking die in a flaming mass of splattered flesh and crumpled bones with the jetpack, but it still beats flying with United.

Climb dance is what pikes peak should always be....

‘Murica. Freedom. You can’t tell us what to do. Man up and race. Ain’t gonna let some little virus spoil it for our fans. Some shit like that.

Oh, I almost forgot, this isn’t a big deal, and Jalopnik is only reporting this as part of the giant liberal, socialist media conspiracy to have us live in fear.

Regular cab, long bed.  I will NEVER drive a 4 door truck. Never.

My longest go was Fargo to Spokane. That was a hell of a day.

I love Texas too dang much

Here’s my overriding thought when I’m road-tripping: At 60 mph, every single minute I spend not driving is another mile I won’t go that day. Eat while driving, drink fluids while driving, try to minimize the amount of time you spend at rest stops or anywhere else that’s not-driving, because that maximizes the distance…

Mustang? We should be so lucky. You know KITT will be a crossover.

As a PRELUDE to his stay, the largest prisoner will BEAT him on arrival, in a way that will AMAZE other prisoners normally in their ELEMENT watching and committing gratuitous violence.

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

welp....thats a sweet gesture

3rd Gear:

I’ma go out on a limb here and predict you’re going to get lots of petulant, pissy pushback for this post from Jalops who think you shouldn’t be political.

Five good guesses?

Part of me knows that battleships are both impractical and just as vulnerable to air attack, and the current doctrine has done away with such gunships, but part of me also wants to see these big floating fortresses get backup from big, bad, 9-barrel motherfuckers similar to Missouri and Iowa.