Just yesterday I was looking at my motorcycle’s engine sitting on the floor next to the frame I pulled it out of over 2 years ago and feeling guilty. But, after reading this article I’m inspired to wait another 22 years! *sigh*

Nah brah, don’t even try to throw the last four years in with any other presidency, red or blue, because this one was all orange and shit-show brown. It’s been on another alternate dimensional plane.

“riding dirty,” Detroit slang for people who illegally drive or drive with illegal substances in the car

I had no problem with your article... until you put your political stance and hatred to Trump supporters at the end.
(I am not a Trump supporter but would just love a neutral opinion when reporting)

It isn’t just you, but Center-Lefts have their share of law-breaking, too. Dear Leader’s supporters are so infuriating because they smugly don’t understand why THEIR actions are illegal, so it stands out more. Center-Lefts burn shit then look at the camera, point at it, say, “I burned that shit”, and then spray paint…

Easy,

inb4 “sTiCk To CaRs”

Your link shows white supremacists being harassed. The only reason you would have a problem with that is if you are also a white supremacist.

I went to the Canadian Grand Prix once, and a man cracked open a cooler that had apparently been converted into a gas-powered blender. Man fires the thing up and starts mixing drinks for everyone around him. He got in trouble because it was loud. Get him a quiet, covert EV blender and let the man mix.

Washrags/Loofas

Clarkson and Hammond? 

Donald Dump

“Oh Cock” and “No Cock”, obviously.

Exactly. I’ve been an electrician for decades. The whole “you might have to modify the panel” is a bit dramatic, and in 99.9% of cases, simply not true. reality is that most will pull the panel cover, run a cable from the charger to panel, snap a 2 pole breaker in and land 3-4 wires. Not a job for a clueless beginner,…

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude

It would be easier to ride if you were in top of it instead of behind it ; ).

I dig it because I’m getting a bit of an Akira vibe. . . but Tetsuo’s bike, so fuckin’ A, man.

God this movie is gold whenever these two are on screen.

Once Tesla hears that you didn’t pay for the optional convertible package, you’ll be getting a bill in the mail.  

The biggest problem I’ve seen with pets in the car is that most of them can’t reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel at the same time. It’s really not very safe, but I haven’t figured out the right setup yet because most of them also don’t have opposable thumbs so hand controls seem iffy.