The correct analogy here would be buying a lock for $1500 dollars at the protestations of everyone in your family for a storage unit that does not have eyes on it 24/7. Everyone in your family said you were losing money, but your racist uncle on facebook gives you likes each time you talk about your strong solutions…

I would have to say, as an Oklahoman who has traveled to many places within the lower 48 that one wouldn’t considered “culturally sterile”, Tulsa is the one Oklahoma city/town/trailer park that is not at all sterile in the area of culture.  

If I can make another quick molehield, buddy...

This column isn’t aging well, Burnenko.

What you post on public-facing social media is not your private life. It is your public life. On purpose. Because you’re choosing, voluntarily, to make it public.

Next week, there’s going to be a list of the best movies of 2018, as well as individual ballots with additional categories (underrated, overrated, outliers, etc.), so with that in addition to the site’s 200-300 individual movie reviews per year, I dunno dude, I think there’s plenty Of Meaning being said about movies…

Wahlberg never blinded anyone and his victim felt he should be pardoned.

As someone with friends who’ve had depression take hold of them and wholly consume them, I really, really, really, really fucking hate that you said that.

Nah. He’s weak.

There was no reason for Rizzo to slide at all, other than taking out the catcher. It was a force play at home with a clear path to the plate. Sprint for it and run through the plate like a finishing line. If there is no explanation for a player’s behavior other than purposely initiating dangerous contact, punish him.

Pretty sure he understands “Service Charge 23.00%” just fine.

Crossover, crossover, crossover pass.

Shouldn’t that first one have been a continuation and-one, or have I not watched enough NBA basketball lately?

I think HSA is strictly superior to 401k if it’s available to you. It has all the benefits of a Roth and a 401k as long as you use it for medical expenses. And if you never end up needing it for medical expenses, you can withdraw from your HSA like it was an ordinary 401k once you hit 65. So I would go:

My nuanced response is the article I wrote above. I’m a big fan of roths and dividend stocks (hey it’s like I wrote an article recommending them yesterday!) but that doesn’t mean you forego the match

You absolutely do not have an exponentially higher rate of return from your Roth. Please look up the definition of “exponential.”

Yeah, I have a habit of wanting to use guys. In work context, I usually change it to “team”. Team, let’s do this, etc. If its an a personal/social context, I usually switch it to “ya’ll or all”.

If you don’t mind seeing the number, then enjoy doing that! This post isn’t for you.

Yeah, still going to nope. I don’t go up to spiders and poke, prod, or fuck with them. I wish to avoid them, they wish to avoid me. But if I’m coming into contact with a spider, it is by accident and probably will be because I push up against them say in bed while they’re under the blankets. Or worse. So there is no…

Why? My flag isn’t threatened by people expressing their opinions. My flag isn’t threatened by protest. My flag is threatened by blind fealty and forced acts of subjugation.