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If my ACLU donations go towards helping Perez Hilton....

These are the types of measures that can dramatically decrease recidivism.

On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.

ive already been practicing my takes, you’re welcome everyone who gets to read them twice:

Well probably don’t really mean crashed, by serious turbulence causing serious barfing would be prime.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

I HATE to bring you out of the greys on this comment but are you SERIOUSLY saying that Cosby is innocent?? No. Just no.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

It sounds crazy, but sometimes I wish they had voluntary debtor’s prison. I am fairly certain I would spend 6 months to a year in jail to wipe out my 6 figure law school debt.

Right? If this guy can be arrested over $1500, I better keep an eye out for roaming firing squads.

Holy shit, $1500. That’s nothing. Absolutely nothing. If I only had $1500 in student loan debt right now, I’d be dancing naked in the street.

Meh. I’m paying as little attention to politics as possible because I just can’t. Maybe this summer I will, but right now...I can deal with Frank Underwood better than any of the chucklefucks vying for office.

Actually, Sky Daddy cares. He explicitly said we shouldn’t judge others. Christianity, you’re doing it wrong.

where are they registered? i’d like to send them a wedding gift and a note of hope and love.

I am a case manager for low income families. A lot of my clients have some trouble with family planning and regardless of the fact that some of them live off of less that a thousand dollars a month, continue having baby after baby. Do I think it’s right to keep bringing children into poverty? No. Do I keep my opinions

Yes, because respect just oozes from HIS pores. And he’s only 54? He looks much older. It’s exhausting being so judgey.

If I post a pic of myself in a waist trainer, carrying a bag of “Fit Tea” will they give me money too?

Can we all agree to let peplums die in a fire? Please? I LOATHE them. They are stupid. I don’t need any help making my ass look any bigger than it already is. Peplums look stupid 100% of the time. End the peplum reign of terror!!

1 yes, 3 nos, 1 say what?, 4 more nos = everyone quickly watch a YouTube clip for hair and make-up because the hair and eyebrows are a tragedy.