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This actually is Jimmy Haslam’s annual Cleveland Browns think tank retreat.

Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t get the Anne Hathaway hate. I would have done the same in her situation. I imagine she felt really violated, but she used it to empower herself and screw over the photographer. Well-played.

Are we on the fucking Guru board? Is this Sam??

According to that link, the number of scholarships provided were greatly exaggerated since most of the funds went unclaimed/undistributed and it was closer to 6 million than 45 million in actual funds received. But it was still the largest provider of scholarships for young women which was verified by the Last Week…

It turns out that Miss America doesn’t provide a large scholarship program.

She’s the Anne Hathaway of music.

I would not have let Steve Harvey fix it, in his slow, bumbling way. He was so busy apologizing and backtracking and making it about himself, and there was about a minute of unnecessary confusion while he rambled. Pull the two women off-stage, explain it quietly, and let Miss Colombia decide if she wants to be back…